Meowt Me

 Who am I?

To be clear, I am not a cat named Wilson. I do not communicate with a cohort of other cats on AOL. I never try to run outside for a savory bite of trash grass or to wiggle my body around on the cool, shaded concrete outside of my house. I do not go on the prowl for Big Fluffy Tails (BFTs). I do not spite vomit when not fed on time. I do not leave stink bombs. I do not scratch at furniture or swipe at strings. I never refuse to drink water unless out of a toilet bowl when no one is around. I do not lead Treat Daddy to the basket of treats. I do not claim nine different areas of my house as my own bed. I never hatch books, or people, or phones. I never, ever try to convince one parent that the other did not feed me so I can get second breakfast or second dinner--never. I solemnly swear that I never did any of those things. How can I be so confident? Because I am one-hundred percent, not Wilson the cat.



What can you find here?

You can find reviews of products I have used or places I have been. You can find snippets of my daily life. You can find my philosophies on life. You can find all sorts of stuff. I cannot wait to get started and share my life with more of the internet than just that cohort of cats that I do not communicate with on AOL.

How can you reach me?

For now, you can follow me on Twitter @NotWilsonTheCat
More details to come on this front.

Why follow me?

I am the bestest not cat around. Oh, and treats. I might get treats. Treat Daddy does not know it yet, but I will definitely get treats.

Final thoughts

Let's face it, I am handsome, give great cuddles, and have the best personality. It is time for the world to see that on display. Plus, while it is fun to live my life, it is time to actually work. Plus, Treat Daddy might let me use his laptop for something that is shorter than a 75,000-word manuscript. NOTE: I will also be writing that manuscript, but at night, like always.

I am excited for us to take this journey together. Feel free to send treats at any time. I am a growing boy. 


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