2022 New Year's Resolutions from NotWilsonTheCat
Meow! This is Wilson --thoughts fully transcribed by Treat Daddy--and I'm ready to dive into my 2022 New Year's resolutions. It's that time of year when hoomans vow to improve their lives. Weight loss, socialize more, feed me more treats. Why can't I do the same? After all, I'm most certainly not a cat! Here are a few of my New Year's resolutions. If you're as late to this party as I am, feel free to steal some of my ideas. #1 Become Taller The downside of walking on all fours is that my height suffers. On a good day, I'm two feet tall. To impress the redheaded tabby cat on my street, I'll need to project myself as much taller. Now, you might be thinking, how am I going to become taller? I'm already an adult! My last growth spurt was years ago. Don't you worry though, I have a few ideas. Stretch More My first idea is to stretch more. This is not to improve my limberness. Nope. When I say stretch more, I mean fully arch my back so I look...
